god bless the german language for having an insult like arschgeige
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.#excited Russian applause and giggles
A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.
HERE IT IS
JENSEN’S VOICE DIFFERENCE
AND IT’S HILARIOUS
This is one of those things I will reblog every time it is on my dash
One of these things is not like the others…
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
the extent to which the hannibal fandom likes any given character is directly proportional to the amount of sass they display
So, time for an actual fact:
Studies have shown that if the school week was shortened students’ health would improve by 90% and they’d do better on big test.
I really want help spreading this to school boards, school is on of the main reasons students are sad and stressed.
can someone source this cause no one will buy it if the only proof is a tumblr post.
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND